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catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.
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fistingofficial: on a scale of one to dashcon how bad is your idea (via five-of-hearts)

fistingofficial:

on a scale of one to dashcon how bad is your idea

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octupac: u hate me?? wow so much in common already (Source: ouijasquiji, via billiondollarsuperhero-writer)

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

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viperness:

the most important god tbh
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femmeanddangerous: i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted forĀ  (Source: quantumfemme, via captainshellhead)

femmeanddangerous:

i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted forĀ 

(Source: quantumfemme, via captainshellhead)

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